A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones. Proverbs 17:22

Friday, January 8, 2010

Friday Funnies!

Oh it feels like it's been so long since I've had Friday Funnies! But it's back and I'm back and I'm ready to share a funny or two and hope that you have some funny to share right back.
Just got post your family friendly funny then come back and link it up. Let's start the new year out with a good laugh. I know a few of us that could use one!

I have in my possession the official Air Force Hurt Feelings Report!
Yes people, it's come to this! LOL!
You will need to click on it to enlarge it.
Read every last thing. It's all funny!

And if that wasn't enough, I just thought I'd share with you the eye sore I've become because of this cold. I complained about it yesterday and warned you that I'm wearing socks with flip flops but I'm not sure you all believe me. So I am going to lay it all out there and embarrass me and my poor husband and prove that we Florida residents are not prepared for prolonged cold weather.
Yes I'm wearing to different plaids, yes I am wearing my husbands flannel pants because I don't have any, yes I'm wearing ankle socks with my flip flops, yes I look like something that crawled out from under a bridge, yes this outfit makes me look fat, but you know what? I was warm. No I didn't leave the house all day, no the word sexy never came up (I can't understand why), no noone came to the door today (thank goodness) and no I never changed out of this outfit all day!
Do you feel sorry for me now?
Can you say, what not to wear?
Boy what I do for you all!

Happy Friday to you!!


  1. I am right there with you on the embarrassing moments due to unseasonably cold weather!

  2. Lol! That form cracks me up! I can't wait to print it out and use it on one of my boys. I can just see their face when I whip it out during one of their whining sessions.
    (This is one of the many reasons my kids wish I didn't blog! LOL!)

    I happen to LOVE the look, by the way!

    Stay warm!!!

  3. I always read your blog last as you give me such a good laugh and you have done it again!!! Hope you are feeling warmer!!!

  4. Too funny! Good for you. I'd forgotten how much I enjoy wearing warm sox with flip flops. Strange isn't it? :~D

    Welcome back FF!

    Blessings, e-Mom @ Chrysalis

  5. I can't believe that report. No way. THat is too funny.
    Love your outfits. Sassy! Whatever you gotta do to stay warm my friend.

  6. LOL! I"m all for staying warm with the sacrifice of fashion (not really all into it anyway). :D Love the AF report! I'm going to send that to dh. :D

  7. Thanks for keeping us all laughing! We appreciate the sacrifices you make for us! Love the flannels!! Maybe you'll start a new fashion statement with those flip flops an socks..LOL.

    Have a wonderful day!

  8. that is just hilarious! so funny... i need one of those for my girls to fill out :) lol

  9. I may also use this form when the occasion arises at my home!

    Love the outfit! You gotta use what you got to stay warm!! Have a great weekend!

  10. Oh, this was funny! I am loving the pic....keepin' it real, right?:)LOL Thanks for sharing!:)

  11. Love the form...I think you know I'm printing that out and mailing it to a special someone asap.

    Ummm....NO ONE came to your door???Helloooo...what am I??? :) I was there, I came, I saw...I stayed anyway. LOL
    Love you...looking forward to our girl day today - woo-hoo!

  12. Hey, warm is all that counts right? I hate being cold, too. Hope you warm up soon!

  13. Kim,

    If I was dressed like that you could bet my Pastor and every other person I haven't seen in a year would have come to the door!


  14. I don't know which is funnier...the report or that outfit!!!!

  15. Kim,

    I know for sure when I am dressed my worst, everyone and their mother that has never come by, comes by that very day and leaves me questioning why didn't I just not open the door.

    Love today's funnies!

    Love and Hugs ~ Kat

  16. That report is very funny! Now the outfit makes me have to share a quick story.

    The other day my son picked out clothes from school which weren't my first choice, but didn't clash. He said that they were fine because they were not "eye-threatening" (hilarious expression he made up meaning they don't hurt your eyes!). So, my friend, I do believe that your outfit would be the definition of the new term "eye-threatening" - LOLOL!!! :)

    Big love-you-no-matter-how-scary-you-look-and-yes-being-warm-is-important hugs to you!! Have a cozy Friday my friend! :)

  17. Kim, you are such a piece of work. And I mean that in a good way, mind you. The world needs more like you; so open and transparent.

    Thank you for your encouraging words to me on Heart Choices yesterday. I had a bit of a meltdown ~ pity pary ~ whatever. I'm feeling better today but my office space is still a total mess (even worse as I'm determined to get rid of stuff). I know I can always visit you and laugh. What a blessing!


  18. LOL. That picture is GREAT. Thanks for the laugh!

    And can I get some copies of that report? I may need it. ;-)

  19. That doesn't look much different from my everyday attire! LOL. The government form was funny too!

  20. I hardly have any cold weather clothes over here either. I mean, who buys a pair of gloves to wear 3 days per year?

  21. LOLOL! The whiner report is TOO funny! The way you're dressed... I don't get it. Looks perfectly normal to me. At least your hair is combed, lol! Wish I'd thought, BTW, of making my pic a mystery. Though it might have been too easy. 8-}

    Did ya ever go to sign in so you can comment, then get distracted by something on your dashboard, then get distracted by something else on what distracted ya in the first place... then look down about an hour later and realize the page you were gonna comment on was still there waiting? (*;^)

    Love ya loads, my frosty friend!
    Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

  22. I love that report! I need one of those for my kids when they start out they start up whining.

    Love your outfits. Hey sexy is relative! Someone somewhere has got to think that attire is sexy. If you just go outside and to the store a couple of times. People will think it is the new trend and then everyone will be trying to go find out where to buy it. And that is the sad truth. LOL

  23. Hallelujah! I was wondering where you'd been hiding yourself......my long lost relative!!.........I hope that outfit that you borrowed from me still smells like moth balls! ....That's a redneck's (like moi)
    favorite perfume!!

    Anywho......Families are like fudge .. mostly sweet with a few nuts ( ;

  24. i love that report-which ear did the hurtful words get spoken into



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