Friday Funnies! Nobody Loves Me!

Hello my friends. How is everyone today? Well the fact that you are here means one of three things.
A. You need a laugh and have come to get one.
B. You have one to share and you've come to link it up. or
C. You did that one blog led to another thing and have somehow ended up here.
Whatever reason, I'm glad you're here.
~WELCOME~


Nobody Loves Me!

I don't understand it. Why doesn't anyone like me? I mean I have a lot going for me.
I'm colorful. I squeak when played with. I'm easy to hold on too.
See!

Aren't I a good looking thing?
Yet no one wants to play with me.

Especially not her.I was bought just for her.
I first thought it was because she was old and tired and just didn't feel like playing any more.

But then one day I heard her friend Stormie was coming over and I got all excited because she's young and vibrant and energetic and wants to grab the first thing she sees when she runs in the door.
Doesn't she look playful?
So I strategically placed myself in front of the door so I was the first thing she saw when she ran in.
The door bell rings, the excitement escalates, the door opens and here she comes, right to me. Yes! Mouth wide open, here she comes! Is that fish I smell? And then it happens. She takes one look at me and runs to the NEXT closest thing, a ball. A ball doesn't squeak. It isn't colorful. It doesn't keep you warm at night. Okay maybe I'm grasping at straws here but come on canines. I'm a dog toy. Why won't anyone play with me. The kids won't even play with me. What's wrong with me?

Okay, Kim here. I could tell that the dog toy had to vent. All it says is true. I've witnessed it all. It cracks me up to see the dogs just completely ignore this toy. Even when I've tried to toss it to them to catch or fetch, they want nothing to do with it!
All I can say is DON'T BUY THIS TOY FOR YOUR DOG. Big waste of money. I've had 3 different dogs diss this poor thing.

Have you ever had this problem with a dog toy?

Happy Friday My Friends!