1. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
2. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices, and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
4. Diet Tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
6. If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.
But if you can't eat all your chocolates, what's wrong with you?
8. If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
9. Money talks, chocolate SINGS!
10. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Have you every wondered why there are no such organizations as Chocoholics Anonymous?
Uh, Hello? Who would want to quit?! LOL.
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated! Put "EAT CHOCOLATE" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done!
Have a most excellent day my friends!!