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Friday, September 12, 2008

Friday Funnies-The Progression of the Underwear


I was cleaning out my underwear drawer the other day (something you should do every now and again) and it was very eye opening (I won't go into details of why). I started to think about all the different types of underwear there are and in what stages of life we tend to wear them. That brought about today's funny. Enjoy!

The Diaper, yes you are born naked and then Whamo! they throw this contraption on you to catch that in which you can't control. They have tried to improve on it throughout the years but basically this is what you get.



As time goes by and you no longer need the diaper, parents feel the need to bribe their little one into wearing "regular" underwear by offering really cool characters to sport on their butt. Remember Underoos? You would have had a hard time convincing me that I wasn't supposed to wear these on the outside of my clothes. I mean who doesn't want to be Wonder Woman?



Then comes the early "teenage" years. We're thin and figureless. Still young enough to want cute but not going for the whole "Wonder Woman" theme. Ducks, penguins, smiley faces, those are all good. A nice low cut bikini style, so as to go with the hipster shorts.
Ahh the early 20's for most of us this is close to our prime. The figure has blossomed and we are ready to feel a little sexy. Nothing says sexy and "wedgy" like the thong. No panty lines for me, no sir!
Time has passed and the kids are here and somehow the waistline has blended into our thighs. Complete coverage is what we want right now, but with COLOR, plus the words "high cut" still make us feel a little sexy!
A bit older now and the curves are not were they're supposed to be. The colored panties are showing through the thin white pants we chose to wear and we aren't taking it any more! Go white and to the waist my friend. Shove as many of the rolls as you can into the underwear and be done with it. Liberating is it not? Out of sight out of mind!

Last but not least, we end in which we started. The diaper. For those who have a slight problem when you laugh to hard, sneeze, do jumping jacks, etc. you can see this future creeping up faster then we want to admit. Heck, I say wear them now and go jump on a trampoline and have some fun!!

Blessings my friends. Now let's go spread some funny! Feel free to use my Friday Funnies Meme at the top for your post!




9 comments:

  1. You are so funny and creative to come up with such great posts. I loved it!

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  2. Thongs? Seriously, don't you mean floss? Oiy! I hope that trampoline comment was not for me! No how, no way! Have a great day!

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  3. That is funny! I have never given in to the whole Thong thing. No matter how much someone tells me they're comfy, the whole wedgy thing just doesn't sell it for me...plus..why do I want my unsupported cheeks feeling exposed (C: I can't wear the "boy cut" undies either..they roll up and end up looking like regulars. Nope, I like the support of a regular old pair (C:

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  4. LOL> What a laugh! And sorry, they DO make comfy thongs... ;) There's still nothing quiiiiiiite as comfy as the full coverage tho.

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  5. Too funny! I'm not going to tell you what I have in my drawer, LOL. :)

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  6. Very funny! Sounds pretty accurate although I only tried the thongs a few times (which meant shoes when I was a kid!).

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  7. I love it! I was reminded of the joys of my Wonder Woman underoos and panties with the days of the week on them. I thought that was super cool. Fast forward to my bonus daughter being able to buy her own drawers...one day I pulled what looked like a string out of the dryer and said, "Steve, something unraveled!" Kristyn flew from the den to the pantry and said, "Those are mine!" I said, "Those! What are they?" She educated me on thongs and I nearly fainted. Bring back the days of underoos!!!

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  8. Kim,

    Will you please stop by and see me today ... I have an award for you. You truly do bring great cheer to many!

    Blessings to you!

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  9. When exactly did the thong migrate from the foot to the (_ _) ? I'm just glad they stopped making them out of old tires. :-O

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