"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those
who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
--Thomas Jefferson

Friday, October 10, 2008

Friday Funnies


It's that time again. Find your funny and link it up here. It can be a video, joke, story or picture. Let's spread some funny!
Since the election is just around the corner, I thought I would just throw this one in there for fun. Hopefully we are able to laugh at whatever party we are in.

The Hot Air Balloon

"A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost.She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.

The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a Republican!"

"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answers the balloonist, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me.

"The man smiles and responds, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replies the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same
position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

Blessings my friends. Now go find your funny!


17 comments:

  1. So True. I am thanking God for Sarah...she is a straight talker. Someone we as mom's can relate to. I like that!

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  2. Kim,

    Oh my! How true it is! tee hee
    ((hugs)) to you & a happy Friday, my friend.

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  3. Funny, funny! And way too true!

    Keep laughing, my friend!

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  4. Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!! Good one! (And true!)

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  5. I don't know what to say about that one. So, I'll just say have a great weekend!

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  6. very funny...my dad has sent me that many times in different versions. Have a great day and thanks for the laughs.

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  7. Oh my goodness, I am laughing out loud on that one!!! That is really cute. No matter what party we are, we must all pray that our next leader will be given moral and ethical advise, and will lead this great nation from this depth of despair.

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  8. I'm having a Boo Radley day. I typed a comment, but can't remember whether I hit the publish button before closing the box. LOL!

    I LOVE this funny! I sent it right off to Duller.
    Thanks for the reminder, BTW. I overslept and forgot it's Friday. LOL!

    Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

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  9. LOL!!! They're ALL full of hot air in my book! What a pickle we are in. BUT, God is sovereign and He will see His will be done regardless. Come Lord Jesus!

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  10. I love love LOVE this idea of Friday Funnies! Who doesn't need a good laugh after a long week!

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  11. Kim,

    Sorry to do this to ya...but tagged...come take a look! Sorry, I had to! Couldn't help myself...felt like lovin on ya!

    ((hugs))

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  12. ROFL! Oh, I LOVE true stories!

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  13. I have to agree they are all full of hot air but maybe one more so than the other. Too funny!!!

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  14. I always forget to link up. You need to remind me....set your alarm to take care of another kid I guess, because I can't seem to get it all together!!!! Good grief.

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  15. Too funny! I enjoyed stopping by. I'll visit again soon.

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