Welcome to Friday Funnies in which I am your host. This is the place to link up if you have a funny story, picture, video etc. Just link up with Mr. Linky and help spread some funny today!
Here's mine. We are all going to get old and here is something to look forward too. Enjoy!
SENIOR DRIVING
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!"
"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
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DRIVING
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"
Mildred turned to her an d said, "Oh, crap, am I driving ?"
Blessings my friends. Now let's spread some funny.
As a defensive driving instructor, I got a big kick out of those jokes. (and look here, I am first to respond, I am still up after midnight just waiting on you! ha ha ha, another Friday Funnies, I just haven't gotten around to going to bed yet, but headed there now. I so look forward to this and very glad you have taken it on. Thanks for the laughs my friend.)
ReplyDeleteHa! Maybe I am the first to comment at your place for once!
ReplyDeleteVery funny!! That might be us someday! :)
Blessings to YOU!
Kim,
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing so hard!!! That's great! I've had a couple of people ask me about this so I know more and more people are looking forward to linking up!
Happy Friday, my friend.
hee hee, yup, that's you and me my friend - not sure which one of us will be driving, or how many years till we get there, LOL. :)
ReplyDeleteI can really relate to the last one! hahahahaha!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThese were a hoot! I love them. Once, Steve's grandmother drove up 6 miles of a very busy highway the wrong way. When she got to the house she said, "Everybody was so friendly on the road today, just a'waving. Steve's dad diagnosed her car as unsafe to drive the next weekend and told her it would be too much to worry about fixing, that he'd just do her transporting from now on. LOL.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one...scary thing is there are probably people really like that out there on the roads. :)
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA! Those are funny!
ReplyDeleteROFL! I love these! I've used the second one a few times. I probably repeat the punch line a bit too often. 8-}
ReplyDeleteHave a JESUS-filled day! ^i^
This was HILARIOUS!!! Thanks! I needed the laugh.
ReplyDeleteOh, those are too funny! God Bless.
ReplyDeletethank you for the laughs, love em'
ReplyDeleteCan't remember how I got here, but love your blog!!!
ReplyDeleteI was looking for a Friday Funnies Meme and God provided :-)
Have a great weekend.
Yeah! The cabin has a computer...that made me laugh, especially as the driving has been quite crazy up here...lots of curves. I'll visit again soon.
ReplyDeleteErica
hahahaa... that's a good one.. i like the second story... hahahaaha...
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!! hysterical!
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOLOL. I am DYING! I'm about to sign up for defensive driving afte ra speeding ticket (long story), but maybe I'll do a comedy one! ;)
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