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Friday, January 30, 2009

Friday Funnies- Questions to Ponder


Goodness! Another week has gone by so fast. Where is this month going? Anyways it's time to spread some fun. Go post your funny picture, video, story or joke and then come back here and link it directly to your post with the Mr. Linky below.

For my funny today I have some questions for you to ponder. Enjoy!


QUESTIONS TO PONDER :

How important does a person have to be before he is considered assassinated
instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good
idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to
look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked
anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp,
which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just
buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what
is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

You just tried singing those two songs above didn't you?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Now it's your turn. Go spread some funny!
Big Hugs!
Don't forget to come back for Show and Tell Saturday tomorrow! The theme is at the top of my blog.





20 comments:

  1. Hi! I those questions! And yes... I did sing the song too! How funny is that! I wonder how many others will admit to it too.

    Thanks for the chuckle.

    Blessings,
    Michele

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  2. Kimmy,

    What about that professor? lol
    And Jimmy crackin the corn...lol
    These are all too funny, my friend.
    Happy Friday to you!

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  3. These are great! My hubby and 12-yr. old son enjoyed them too this morning. (the 12-yr. old got a real laugh from the one about the deaf person having a hearing!)

    Oh, and by the way Kim, I wasn't at Disney when I was in Florida - I was over in St. Pete for my dad's surprise 80th b-day party! But next time I'd love to catch up with you! :)

    Blessings!
    Maria

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  4. Those were great questions...and I have asked several myself. Too funny. Sorry that my post looked funny today...I have added the button and the link. So sorry. THat was not intentional. I was tired when I posted. Second time this week I have done something like that...You can go back & make sure I did everything right to be linked. Again, not intentional. Happy Friday!

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  5. Hey those were really funny, and yes, I did start singing twinkle, twinkle little star!!

    Thanks, this was funny.

    I love your meme♥

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  6. That was funny! Loved a lot of them-but seriously Wile E. Coyote for sure should have just bought the meal! You and I must be on the same page:) I just wanted to stop by and show some love. I have a Just For Fun Friday-where I share some silly story that has happened in our family. I thought I was being "original"-LOL! Maybe one Friday, I'll try and do two posts:) Laughter is definitely some of the best medicine! Thanks for sharing some funny around!
    Amanda:)

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  7. LOL! Too true! :D Love the morality and morons one!! :D

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  8. loll that was funny...

    I had to laugh at the bra and panties one! never thought about that! lol

    God bless-
    Amanda

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  9. Those are great! I love these kind of things to ponder!

    Blessings!
    Cheryl

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  10. I'm sitting here in the airport waiting for my flight home and reading your funnies. People are staring at me like I'm crazy or something. Maybe it was the snort that did it. LOVED these! Thanks for the laugh. It was good medicine today.

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  11. "Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!"

    You know the difference between Goofy and Pluto don't you? Goofy can play "Rock, Paper, Scissors" because he has FINGERS. (Whenever we go to one of his character dinners at Disney, we ask him to play.)

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  12. Not only sang the song but hooted at the Gilligan one. LOL!!!!!!!!! Love them all! Thank you so much for spreading Friday Fun through this meme, sistergirl!

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  13. oh, and it's twinkle twinkle, the alphabet song AND Ba Ba Blacksheep.

    "This Old Man" and Barney's "I Love You" have the same tune too.

    It's not right that I know that.

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  14. Excellent questions to ponder, my friend! All very funny! Good to have a laugh on Friday!

    By the way, that chocolate bread I made was a FAIL, so I didn't post it. Would not serve to company, but will eat it myself as I can't bear to throw away something with chocolate in it! :)

    Have a fabulous Friday and I'll be back here tomorrow!

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  15. Thank you for the laughs. I needed that this morning!

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  16. ROFL! Yes, I started singing my ABC's. *sbert*

    Gosh, I completely forgot it was Friday already. Where DID the past week go?! I have no business being on the puter right now. Got STUFF to do and people to annoy. 8-}

    Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

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  17. For some unknown reason I am always one of the last to post a Friday Funny but I did it again anyway.
    Love this idea and Yours are always a good read.
    I almost sang the song but remembered in time that I have read this before and there would surely be a comment on it. lol
    Lois

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  18. A bit of cheer - in the middle of the cold, dark winter:

    FROZEN FUN IN THE FIELD

    Works for me!

    ;-)

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  19. Hey Kim! I love those fun facts. Lol. and yes, I sang the alphabet song and also twinkle twinkle little stars. Lol.

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