Friday Funnies

Woo! Hoo! It's Friday. It's Friday! Are you doing the happy dance with me? It's time again for some laughs and giggles. Are you ready? I am. If you have something funny to share, go blog about it and come link your post to Mr. Linky down below!

I found this in a folder in my desk the other day and I was cracking up! And in light of us trying to find a new computer, I thought it appropriate.
Enjoy.

If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would then have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the car windows, shut it off, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. And for some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car unless you hit "CarNT" but then you would have to buy more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive- but would only run on 5% of the roads.

7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "General Protection Fault" warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same sized butt.

9. The airbag system would ask "are you SURE?" before deploying.

10. And last but not least, occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna!

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE!!