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Friday, April 10, 2009

Friday Funnies


Woo! Hoo! It's Friday. It's Friday! Are you doing the happy dance with me? It's time again for some laughs and giggles. Are you ready? I am. If you have something funny to share, go blog about it and come link your post to Mr. Linky down below!

I found this in a folder in my desk the other day and I was cracking up! And in light of us trying to find a new computer, I thought it appropriate.
Enjoy.

If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would then have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the car windows, shut it off, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. And for some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car unless you hit "CarNT" but then you would have to buy more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive- but would only run on 5% of the roads.

7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "General Protection Fault" warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same sized butt.

9. The airbag system would ask "are you SURE?" before deploying.

10. And last but not least, occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna!

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE!!


14 comments:

  1. OH, That was great and so true. he he he. Have a great weekend.

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  2. It's true, my friend! And my computer has been crashing at least 4 times a day ... I'm so needing a new one.

    Big hugs to you today!

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  3. That was too funny. The last one was hysterical, because I can totally see me doing that.
    Hugs,
    Mimi

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  4. Bwahahahahahaha!!!!! 3 & 9 cracked me right up!!!!!!! Oh, how I loved this one, Kimmy! And I'm so glad you host Friday Funnies each week.

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  5. These are funny!! I am loving Funny Friday...I love visiting the blogs that participate ...today I decided to join in on the fun.
    Thanks for hosting and adding me as a friend!
    Have a Fabulous Friday!

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  6. Kim:
    Whoever thought up this article was very clever! The Easter bunny was at my site this morning. Come see!

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  7. This was really funny! I can picture me doing the last one, too! I get so frustrated some days with all the craziness of Windows!!!!!

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  8. Those are too funny but I'm glad none of those happen.

    Have a wonderful Easter weekend with your family.

    ((hugs))

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  9. Hee Hee - too funny my friend! Yeah, good thing our cars don't work like that! We might have to start walking! :)

    I enjoy Fridays here! Thanks for coming by my party...so OFTEN - LOL!!! It has made things busier than I expected and has been hard since hubby is off work this week. By the time I can work on stuff - it makes me stay up VERY late. So much for plenty of sleep during the break.

    I hope you have a wonderful weekend my friend! Have a happy and blessed Resurrection Day!

    Big Control-Alt-Delete Hugs to you!!! :)

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  10. I joined your list of friends and hope you get to 100 soon!

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  11. Oh man...working in the computer industry..this one hurts LOL =) Seriously, do you believe all the stuff that goes wrong with our computers and we still LOVE them!

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