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Friday, May 8, 2009

Friday Funnies

Woot! Woot! It's Friday! It's Friday! I love Fridays! I love reading or watching your funnies. There were some pretty good ones last week too. So if you got something to share go post it come back and link up that post to Mr. Linky down below! Let's share some giggles today girls!
Okay, in honor of Mother's Day coming up I thought I would post a Mommy funny!
Enjoy!

Things a Mom Would Never Say

  • "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

  • "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"

  • "Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery"

  • "Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"

  • "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day"

  • "Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me."

  • "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."

  • "I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"

  • "Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve"


  • Happy Friday Everyone!!


    16 comments:

    1. Bwahahahahaha! I love it. Good one, Kimmy!

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    2. LOL>>> So true!! Am I missy something? Where is Mr Linky?

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    3. Kim,

      This was great. I've said these words before...

      Happy Mother's Day!!!!

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    4. Kimmy,

      These are too funny! I'm going to have to incorporate them somehow soon with Josh! lol

      Love ya, dear friend.

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    5. Those are totally cracking me up!

      I found you through Mimi and thanks for letting us play along! :)

      Have a great Friday!

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    6. Boy, oh boy, did I laugh about the one where she said to smell the shirt. Yesterday, I held up a pair of my husband's (clean happened to be) jockey shorts in our bathroom and asked him are they for the wash? He said smell, them; that's how my mom always knew. I can't believe I'm telling you this and the whole world, too.

      Love you. Have a wonderful Mother's Day.

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    7. I love the one about don't have a tissue. GROSS. I find myself saying these things all the time. LOL
      Happy Friday my friend.

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    8. ha ha ha....I too shared a mothers day funny. Have a great weekend.

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    9. I love the list! However, as homeschoolers, I still skip school sometimes! :)

      Your profile picture always makes me cheerful, when I see it on Kiki's Corner. Your smile is an encouragement!
      Blessings to you!

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    10. I say these things all the time...doesn't everyone?!! Totally gave me the giggles! Love the one about the TV cuz I never tell mine to backup!!

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    11. Hee, hee - very funny my friend! I'm finally here - did ya miss me? Had a busy day and was gone all day!

      I hope you have a really fabulous weekend! We have a baseball game tomorrow and hopefully I will have time to work on the procrastination project that I've been procrastinating working on - LOL! I've gotta post that thing on Thursday - yikes!

      Happy Mother's Day too!!

      Big Mom-says-don't-wash-your-hands-before-dinner-'cause-they'll-just-get-dirty-again hugs to you!! :)

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    12. Those are great Mother's Day funnies:-)

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    13. I loved them and as a mother I have to confess, I've never said any of those things!!

      Happy weekend to you!!

      Thanks for your continued comments even when I haven't been around too often.

      I love your joy!

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    14. Oh, what a hoot! Then again, I might have said a couple of those at one time or another. Ü

      Sorry I didn't get here yesterday. I managed to not get on the puter at all till nearly 10PM, then it was a quick skim and zzzzzzzzzz...

      Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

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