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Friday, November 13, 2009

Friday Funnies!

What a beautiful day in Florida. We finally got a little cooler weather and it's feeling pretty nice!
Are you all ready for some laughs today? Well you know I love to laugh and I'm sure you do to.
If you have a family friendly funny story, joke, video or picture to share just post it and come link to it below.

Since we only have 2 Friday Funnies until Thanksgiving, I thought I would dedicate these next two weeks to a Thanksgiving theme. But you can post whatever you want. This is just me.

Most of you know that I am just finishing up my Tried and True Thanksgiving Recipes on my cooking blog. If you didn't know that you should check it out. There are some gooooood recipes linked up and I will be putting them in E-book form soon.
But one of the things I was looking for was a different way to cook a turkey.
I think I found it.
Let me know if anyone has tried cooking a turkey like this before! Hee! Hee!

How to Cook a Turkey
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or vodka
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

Okay here I go with my disclaimer (though I am cracking up right now reading that joke): I am in no way promoting the drinking of hard liquor, but I'm sorry, this was just too funny not to share and I'm pretty sure you all are laughing right now too!



  1. Ya gotta stunder and...
    I'm not as drunk as some thinkle peep I am...
    Alter aft...
    I've only had tea martoonis...

    Love ya loads, gunny furl! 8-}

    Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

  2. I love that...:) Happy Friday, Friend!:)

  3. Sounds like you when you had too much caffeine to drink that one day:) LOL
    Too funny.
    Happy Friday!

  4. This is hilarious, Kim. Have a great weekend. Love you.

  5. Tooo funny ~ I am printing this off to take and read to my DH. I am working with him today doing inventory and I thought it would be a funny to share while we are sitting in traffic :)

    Happy Friday my friend

    thanks for your help linking me...i won't be there today :( but it has been awesome!

  6. I'm not only laughing, I'm reading it out loud with a nice deep, slow slurrrrrr. LOLOL

  7. Too funny my friend! Yes, that would make Thanksgiving interesting - LOL!

    Big just-what-IS-in-your-coffee-this-morning? hugs to you!! :)

    Have a super wonderfully fabulous day today!

  8. Kim,

    It definitely helps get you through that long day of food preparation just in time to greet your guests!

    Love and Hugs ~ Kat

  9. Hey...I made it! Here I am at Friday Funnies...wooohooo!

    Can't wait to check the others out.


  10. Ohhh, scuse a-me, Kim, I'm a lil dipshy...think I had one too many...I love that joke! I've seen it with a recipe for bourbon balls...its hysterical! Thanks for posting it, because I was trying to find it, and here it is!

    Happy Friday, you funny girl!



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