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Friday, March 18, 2011

Friday Funnies! How would YOUR dog do?

friday funnies
HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE!!
How are all my peeps today? Did you have a good week? Are you ready for some giggles? I sure hope so. If you’d like to join in the fun, feel free to post a family friendly funny and then put a link in your comment for others to find it. It can be a funny video, picture, joke, story, etc.
My funny today could come in handy if you were ever in a bind and needed to know just what dog to ask. LOL! Enjoy!
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
 
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark
11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
12. Greyhound: If it isn’t moving. Who cares?
13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

HAVE A FUN FILLED DAY!

15 comments:

  1. Oh gosh!! That is EXACTLY what my Boxer would say and I think if I had to choose which dog would be you? I would guess you are the Lab???!!! ;) hahaha Oh wait..you didn't ask us to guess which one you were did you?? HA

    Happy Friday Kim! Love you!
    My funny is up!

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  2. Those were pretty good! :)

    Here's mine:
    "John Maxwell Loses It"

    Have a great Friday!! =) As always, thanks so much for hosting!

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  3. LOL! We have a Border Collie/Aussie mix. Yep, that's exactly how she'd respond! (pick one... or both) 8-}

    Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

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  4. These are perfect, funny lady! Have a nice day.

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  5. LOL! Those sound exactly what they would say/do! :)

    http://www.lamp-unto-my-feet.com/2011/03/friday-funnies-not-sure-whether-to.html

    Have a great day!
    Sherry

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  6. Oh yes, you know my Stormie girl would be on those squeeky toys..."aha! No one can stop me from ripping them open in the dark"

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  7. That was adorable! And probably so true!!!
    Mine link is :http://joybright.blogspot.com/2011/03/friday-funnies-angels-explained-by.html

    Have a great weekend!

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  8. I gotta wonder if there's anybody who owns both a Shepard and a Golden. The Shepard would be so exasperated!

    Here's my link today "Plastectomy"
    http://pragmaticcompendium.wordpress.com/2011/03/18/friday-funnies-plasectomy/

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  9. That's cute, although I think my German Shepherd would be more likely to say, "Hey, you can still pet me in the dark, why do I need to change the light bulb?"

    Here's mine:

    http://daretobeused.blogspot.com/2011/03/friday-funnies-frugal-to-save.html

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  10. Too funny! We have a collie mix (with other breeds thrown in for good measure), but these comments are spot ON! lol

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  11. Hee,hee, but where's my Basset Hound?? All I can think of is that he would say "What's a light bulb?" or "If it requires me to get up and walk over there, then I won't be able to help you out right now."

    Big dogs-really-do-have-funny-personalities size hugs to you! Have a good evening! I'll try to stay more caught up this week! Hugs!!! :)

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  12. Hah! That is so good! I've had a shepherd and a golden, and I can attest that those two are spot on. :) Thanks for the laugh!

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