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Friday, April 29, 2011

Friday Funnies! The Sisters!

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HAPPY FRIDAY MY FRIENDS!
It’s that time again. Time to laugh, time to smile, time to jiggle that middle!
If you would like to play along, feel free to link up your family friendly funny below. It can be a funny story, video, picture, etc.
Let’s spread some funny!
This joke cracks me up. All you blondes out there, I love you, please take no offense. I’m just sayin’!

 The Two Sisters!
      Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock.
They only have $600 left. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'
The brunette arrives to the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, 'It's just 99 cents a word.' Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'
The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'
The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it very slowly ... com-for-da-bull.'

HAVE A FABULOUS DAY!


8 comments:

  1. bahahahahaha!! Too funnay! :) That would work for so many rednecks ;)

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  2. That's pretty funny! And I'm a blond!
    I've heard blond jokes all my life..and what's even funnier is that some of them could actually apply to me!

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  3. That was great! And sometimes, being blonde works for you... its an easy way of explaining why you did something stupid! LOL Have a great day!

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  4. I laughed so hard the entire family came running to see what was so funny!!!

    Thanks for the laugh!!

    In HIS Keeping
    Mrs.B

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  5. LOLOLOLOL...ha ha ha...that was FUNNY! :) hee hee heee

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  6. LOL! THat is hilarious!! :) I can't wait to show my blonde daughter. ;)

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  7. LOLOL!!! Love that one! Too funny!

    Big it's-amazing-that-I-got-it-'cause-you-know-I'm-blonde size hugs to you!! Love ya! :)

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