Preach It!
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I Had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "FOR OUR CLOSING SONG, Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
Don't forget to grab the Meme at the top and post it with your funny and then come back and link up! Let's spread some funny. Blessings my friends.
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "FOR OUR CLOSING SONG, Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
Don't forget to grab the Meme at the top and post it with your funny and then come back and link up! Let's spread some funny. Blessings my friends.
Ha! Ha!
ReplyDeleteThanks for providing a place for us to share our laughs!
That is so funny...very cute!
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I've heard that one before but it always makes me laugh. Are you feeling better today?
ReplyDeleteWhat a riiiiiot!!!!! LOLOLOL.
ReplyDeleteHow's the headache, girlfriend?
That's cute. :) Glad your headache is gone and that I could provide you with some serious laughs first thing in the morning, LOLOL. See you at the gym my dearest friend. :)
ReplyDeleteMan, someone out there created a monster in me. I can link now and I am loving it. Just what I needed is more stuff to do at the computer. Please go and listen to my song...the whole song. And even the second one..it is my favorite to put with my special friends postings.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahaha!!!!! Love it! I'll be putting mine up in a minute. By the way, you've been tagged!
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LOL! I love that! Thanks for the merry heart. 8-]
ReplyDeleteI meant to come by and tell you about the YIM award, but blogger was wonky last night and it took me forever just to post. >:\
Re the darts... again, meant to get to that sooner... it just tickled me (after getting over the shock *g*). Actually, I think they'd be fun. I'm a pretty good shot, but I've never tried a blow gun. Scared I'll inhale at the wrong moment. ;}
LOL... too funy. thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by my blog. Its great to keep up with you on yours!
xoxo
That is hilarious!!! Aaaahhh...always nice to have a good laugh! Thanks! One of these days, I will get on the ball and link up something funny.
ReplyDeleteOH, by the way, I forgot to tell you: Cape Cod chips are my absolute favorite chips in the whole world, and salt and vinegar, well, all I can say is that we definitely live in the wrong cities, because we would get along soooooooo well. Oh Y-U-M!!!!! Poor me, too, because I can buy them in a gynormous bag at Costco.
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