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who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
--Thomas Jefferson

Friday, December 5, 2008

Friday Funnies

Hello everybody! Welcome to another edition of Friday Funnies. This is where you get to sit back and enjoy a good laugh. If you have a funny to share be sure to link up to that post on Mr. Linky down below.
Let's spread some funny!!

Git R' Done!

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. 'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....did the Sheriff come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Merry Christmas, buddy!'

(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)


Are you laughing? Good!!!
HUGS!!


21 comments:

  1. Now that is funny. I totally did not expect that!

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  2. Oh, too funny! Ya know, it says sumthin' that the poe-lees never catch on. ;] lol!

    Have a JESUS-filled day!

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  3. Too funny!

    Thanks for sharing and hosting these funnies!

    Blessings!
    Cheryl

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  4. Funny! I do get it! That's very nice of Floyd. hahaha!

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  5. ahhahahahah....that was a great one! I love Fridays! :) Ang

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  6. Hilarious. I believe Virgil is my uncle (LOL). By the way, I am located in Myakka City, South of Tampa.

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  7. Too funny! I love me some redneck jokes!

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  8. Oh, this was precious. Can't help but love those rednecks!!

    So funny!

    Come check out my give a way.

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  9. Oh my, not only was that really funny, it was REALLY smart. What a wonderful Christmas gift to have ALL your firewood chopped and split for you. What a thoughtful sheriffs department! ha ha ha, I really liked this one....and did you notice...I am number 13 again. MY NUMBER.

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  10. Git-r-dun is right! Go rednecks!

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  11. I am one redneck woman who laughed her tooshy off at this one! I told it to hubby...hehehe...he got a kick out of it too! Thanks for starting my day of with a good laugh!

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  12. OH I LOVE this! This is GREAT! I'll have to pass this one along to my husband! He's in law enforcement AND a redneck (what a great combo, right?) so, he'll REALLY love this and I'm sure will share with all the guys too! This is too funny!

    Thank you precious sister!

    Love and appreciate you so much!
    Sunny

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  13. ROFL!! Too funny!

    Only a TRUE Redneck could thing somethin like that up!!

    LOL

    Have a great weekend!

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  14. THAT is hilarious!!! Oh my goodness, my husband will love this too!

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  15. That was so funny, thanks for sharing!

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  16. What would we do for entertainment without Rednecks? I should have said "we rednecks."

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