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--Thomas Jefferson

Friday, February 27, 2009

Friday Funnies


Ahh! Friday! I love Fridays. Not only is the weekend here but it's time for some good clean fun. Now go back and post your funny video, picture, story etc. and then come back and link it up here with Mr. Linky down at the bottom of this post. Help spread some fun and laughter today!

I have jokes today. I laughed so hard at some of your jokes last week. I hope you enjoy these!

Here is the LOST CHAPTER IN GENESIS....
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him,
"What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

He said,
"This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history..



To all you Moms with teenage sons! LOL!

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut and we'll talk about it." After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father's study where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your Bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!"

The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair...." To which his father replied, "Yes, and they walked every where they went!"


HaPpy FrIdaY!!!


17 comments:

  1. Sooooo funny! I should be mailing your necklace in the next couple of days. Jennifer wanted one like that as well, so I've been using it as a pattern, kind of.

    Have a great weekend!~

    Cheryl

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  2. What can I get for a rib? Yep...this is what you get. LOL I am cracking up. Too funny!
    Have a great weekend.
    (hugs)
    Mimi

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  3. Oooh, great way to start the day! I love it! Thanks so much for hosting this, Kim. I love Friday Funnies!

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  4. I love the Adam response. Thanks for making me laugh. Have a great Friday you funny lady!

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  5. I loved them! Thank goodness Adam choose the rib! LOL!

    I will use the driving on one on Tyler when he is 16...except, he no longer has long hair and his grades are already good. But...I will think of something to substitute in it's place. You know...nothing comes free or cheap. :-)

    Happy Friday!

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  6. With three sons, I'll have to remember the one about the car! Great stories!!

    Seriously, this is a wonderful way to start our Fridays. Thanks for thinking it up. :)

    Have a great weekend!

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  7. Love the last one - hilarious!

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  8. Hee, hee! That second one is great!

    Thanks for being so good to share the funnies with us my friend - we all need a laugh!

    And the strangest thing on my blog - now your follower picture appears as the first one. How could that possibly have happened? Hmmm?? LOL!!!

    Big laughter and big hugs to you today!

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  9. LOL! Those are hilarious! Thanks for coming by, Kim!!

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  10. LOL! I love the driving conditions! I can't believe I let Friday sneak up on me again. Reckon I was distracted by the fact that it's, at long last, pay day! WOOHOO! Publix, here I come. 8-]

    {{{{{{{{KIMMY}}}}}}}}}}}

    Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

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  11. The one about Adam and Eve makes me laugh every time!
    Thanks for the smiles!

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  12. Those are awesome!! A great laugh today:-)

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  13. Love the jokes!!
    Thanks for always doing this. By the time Friday comes along I need a good laugh sometimes!

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  14. These are soo funny!!
    I enjoy reading the jokes. My Mom who has been very sick is spending the weekend with me and I have read several jokes to her from the blogs. She has laughed out loud and it sound so good.
    Have a fabulous weekend!
    Darlene

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