"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those
who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
--Thomas Jefferson

Friday, March 13, 2009

Friday Funnies

This week went crazy fast. But lucky for us it's Friday and it's time to laugh! If you have a funny joke, picture, video or story to share blog about it and come back and link directly to the post using Mr. Linky down below.



Are you addicted to technology? Here's how to tell if you are!

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2.You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 5.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7 .If a commercial on TV has a website at the bottom (which most of them do) you run to the computer to check it out.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.: )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to send this to.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.


Happy Friday my sweet sweet friends!!

26 comments:

  1. I do #6 all the time. I call inside the house without leaving my car, sometimes just to say can you bring me my sweater. How lazy is that?

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  2. HA! I would've only had 4 if it hadn't been for #9. Reckon DS is right... I'm still living in the dark ages. LOL!

    God bless you and your family, sweet thang!

    Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

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  3. I LOVE these!!!!!! LOL!!!! Sadly, most of them apply (the clear exception that stands out is the computer 1st/coffee 2nd deal...NO way!...gotta have my coffee FIRST!!)

    Thanks for sharing Kim! Have a BLESSED day!

    Maria

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  4. I have seen these before and Lol everytime!! So true!! Have a good weekend!

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  5. LOL! I'm nodding and laughing too. :D YIKES!

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  6. OK, I'm guilty, guilty, GUILTY!!!

    Thanks, this was so funny!

    Have a blessed weekend Kim♥

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  7. Oh, I'm so busted on 4 of these before you get to #12! I can't tell you the times that I've turned around, no matter how late I already was to go back and get my cell phone!!!

    These are great and so true! Thanks for the laughter so very early in the morning, my friend!!!

    Happy Friday :-)

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  8. Yeah, I tilt my head sideways when I laugh! Too funny, Kim! Have a good day.

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  9. My funny, sweet friend this is sooo true and so funny!

    I loved it! Happy Friday!!!

    Love to everyone!

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  10. GUILTY on MOST! I might need to go to technology anonymous! Happy Friday! Amanda:)

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  11. Oh that is so funny because it's true! What did we do before the Internet and cell phones?

    Thanks for the laugh!
    Hope you have a great Friday!

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  12. #10 is absolutely NOT true! I MUST have my coffee first!

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  13. Almost all of these was true with me, especially the groceries one! Have a blessed day!
    Brenda

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  14. I got those in an email and thought they were so funny. It was great to read them again. HeHe!

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  15. I'm afraid that I can identify with too many of these.

    Thanks for the smile!

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  16. ROFL!!! I enjoyed these!! I call my kids from teh driveway all the time to grab my groceries!!!!

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  17. Bwahahaha! I'm definitely addicted. On a similar one I saw one that said something about making words out of the anti-spam words. I do try to pronounce those! I'm so glad you host this each Friday, Kimmy. I can't wait to go check out eeryone else's, too.

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  18. Yep and check to all of those...even the missing number 9, because I am sure it was something that I could answer yes too. LOL
    Too funny. Why do I keep forgetting to link up?

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  19. Hee, hee! So funny and so true my friend! And even though I have read things like this before - you still totally got me on #14 and #15!!!

    I did see your attempt to be at the top of the list of my followers again which made me laugh, but somebody already came after you, which made me laugh even more!

    Thanks for the laughs every Friday - even though I am a very serious person who rarely cracks a smile. LOLOL!! :)

    Hope you are having a lovely day my friend! I am heading out and about, but will be home after 3:30 my time (after 6:30 for you, in case you're free to chat).

    Big #9 Hugs to you!!

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  20. very funny. I'm sure most of us can relate to nearly all of those.

    However, I DO try to send snail mail cards and letters. E-cards can't be stored (they delete after 30 days, I think). The convenience of email is great, but it is definitely nice to get "real" mail in the mailbox and to have a tangible card that you can pull out and read over and over again.

    Blessings, sweet friend.

    Love,
    Patti

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  21. Loved them!! And, yes agreed with a few also! Thanks for a big smile.

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  22. I'm glad I'm among such great company when I say I'm busted too! The world really is a different place these days! What WOULD we all do without cell phones and the Internet?

    Happy Friday!

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  23. Oh Kim! This is SO me!

    I'm laughing out loud. I've actually emailed my husband and he's responded to me on his blackberry - while we're sitting in the same room!

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  24. Hey Kim,

    Thanks for stopping by. These are great I hate to admit I am guilty of some of these.

    Cheryl

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  25. Too funny. I'm pretty addicted to this list but not TOTALLY, My coffee comes first :-)

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  26. very cute...sorry I was late with posting. I never even logged in yesterday!
    Talk to you soon.

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