A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones. Proverbs 17:22

Friday, April 17, 2009

Friday Funnies



Oh my it's Friday!! You got a funny? Well go post about it and come back and link it up right here. I have such a good time reading or viewing your funnies! I hope you do too.

Oh I got a kick out of this joke. I hope you enjoy it too!


Jesus is Watching!

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep!" the parrot confessed. "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the heck are you?"
"Moses" replied the bird.
"Moses" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?"
"Probably the same kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus." the bird answered.

LOL! Did you see that coming?

Don't forget my sweet friends, if you are a follower of mine be sure to check back Monday for my special giveaway details just for you!
Happy Friday to you!

18 comments:

  1. Oh, that is awesome; very funny!:) Thanks for sharing; that is one to pass along, for sure.

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  2. I love it! That was so funny. Thanks for starting my day will a smile. Big hug.

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  3. No I did not see that one coming, but I am sure the burglar felt it. LOL
    Too cute.

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  4. Kimmy, I am LOL! I love it! Thanks so much for hosting FF. I love it and look forward to sharing and reading some funny on Friday! Much love and have a great weekend!

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  5. Now that was a riot!!!

    Thanks for spreading around some laughter today!!

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  6. I love your joke! Have a great day!

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  7. That is great!!! Have a great weekend!

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  8. That one was really funny. I was laughing out loud!!!!!

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  9. You cracked me up with that one! I've got something funny to share too. I'll try to join in when I get a chance. I wanted to get to know you a little better, so I left a tag for you on my blog. HAPPY FRIDAY!

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  10. Hee,hee my friend - cute! Always love the Friday Funnies!

    I finally got my Chocolate post up for today. We all slept in this morning - crazy! I still have laundry, an errand or two, and packing before I go. I suppose I better get off the computer then, right?

    I appreciate prayers for safe travel this evening!

    Big ferocious dog (like my basset hound - LOL) hugs to you!! :)

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  11. You are always good for a laugh! Have a great weekend!

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  12. smiling ear to ear and shaking my head over this one, cuz I didn't see that ending coming. HILarious!!! Love it, my friend.

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  13. *keekeekee* It's been a long time since I heard that one, so I had forgotten about the Moses part.

    I finally got to see your popcornumentary! I gave up on getting to the lieberry, so just found something(s) to do while it loaded. Only took about 45 minutes, lol! But worth it! What a hoot! Next time, give the butter a bigger role. 8-}

    Love ya loads, sweet thang!

    Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

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  14. This is funny! I would love to have seen the mans face. Priceless! LOL
    Have a fabulous Friday!!!

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  15. I really got a kick out of that one! lol

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  16. Hee hee. Had heard this one before, but never get tired of it. Thanks for sharing. Laughter...the best medicine of all!

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