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Friday, March 12, 2010

Friday Funnies!

It's a wet soggy day here in Florida but I'm not going to let that get me down.
Because today is FRIDAY and that means FUNNIES! Woo! Hoo!
Bring on the funnies.
Do you have one?
Do you need one?
Are you here by accident?
If you have a family friendly funny, link it below.
If you need a laugh, click on a link. (But not until after you read mine!)
If you didn't mean to end up here. I'm sorry. But you might as well stick around!

I was perusing the St. Patrick's Day funnies (which is the 17th of this month) and stumbled across this one.
What makes this really funny is we are trying to sell our house and EVERY time we talk about it we end up "selling" it back to ourselves!

Enjoy the Funny!

Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading. After Murphy read it, he turned to the agent and asked,

"Have I got all ye say there?"

The agent said, "Certainly ye have...Why d'ye ask?"

Replied Murphy, "Cancel the sale...'tis too good to part with."


And I'll just throw this one in because it's just pretty silly!

Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend Finney.

"Did you see the paper?" asked Gallagher. "They say I died!!"

"Yes, I saw it!" replied Finney. "Where are you callin' from?"




Happy Friday My Friends!


13 comments:

  1. Cute, cute funnies! Especially love the one about the house being too good to sell!

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  2. Heheheh! Funny how your house improves when you put a for sale sign up, lol! I went green this week, as well.

    Love ya loads, laughie lassie!
    Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

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  3. I love your funny Fridays - it is such a great way to end the week. Have a fab weekend.

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  4. That second one caught me off guard! LOL!

    Have a great weekend!!

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  5. Funny obit! Happy Day to yur, Paddy.

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  6. Those are good. LOL
    Happy Friday,
    Mimi

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  7. Ha, ha!! "Where are you calling from?" That's awesome:-)

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  8. I don't have any funnies to share right now but I enjoyed yours. I'll come back if I come up with anything.

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  9. Top o' the mornin' to ya my friend! Those are cute funnies!

    Big I'm-about-half-Irish-but-I-don't-like-corned-beef-and-cabbage hugs to you! Have a fantastic day friend!

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  10. Kim,

    What a great way to bring in St. Patty's day with a bit of the ol' Irish humor eh?

    Great yarns you spun there little lass!

    Love and Hugs ~ Kat

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