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Friday, August 13, 2010

Friday Funnies! Back to School Edition!

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE!
How was your week?
Are you needing a giggle? 
Do you have one to share?
Either way you're in the right place!
Feel free to link up your family friendly funny below and don't forget to check out the other funnies for a day full of laughs!


I thought that it would be good to do a Back To School funny today since most everyone, homeschoolers and public schoolers alike are starting or have already started back to school.
ENJOY!

Back to School

Summer vacation was over and Little Johnny returned back to school.
Only two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving.
"Wait a minute," she said. "I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved!"


Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?"
Student: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything."


"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."


A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."

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The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."


Kim

14 comments:

  1. LOL ~ those are tooo funny! Don't you know teachers have soooo many stories they could tell! At lunch today my mom told me when I was younger I took one of her bras to school for show & tell! LOLOLOL

    funny, I have no recollection whatsoever!

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  2. I still can't believe summer is almost gone...

    Guess it's best we go into with a good sense of humor!! :-)

    Have a great weekend!

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  3. LOL! Those are hilarious! :D Have to show my kids!! :D

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  4. Those are so great. Loved the first one. I have a feeling I might be saying that this year with Stunt Man. LOL
    Hugs,
    Mimi

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  5. The second and third one were especially funny to me! Hope you have a lovely weekend!

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  6. Hi, Kim:
    I have to admit when I saw the date, Fri. 13th, I wondered what I'd find here! These are so very funny, I laughted out loud. Favorite of mine is the first one.

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  7. Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! I soooooo need a laugh today! I particularly enjoyed the idiot story. 8-]

    Love ya loads, sweet thang!
    Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

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  8. Oh so cute! Have a great weekend.

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  9. Kim,

    It's hard to believe that another summer is almost at an end and now it's back to school. Reminds me of the Staples ad for parents with the angry kids.

    Great posts today.

    Love and Hugs ~ Kat

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  10. BAhahaha - those are great my friend!! Yes, let's keep the humor coming for back-to-school.

    Even though my kiddo will head off to school and leave me with more free time, it does mean that I have volunteer duties starting up soon - no more kicking back on the couch eating bon-bons, I guess. ;)

    Big starting-school-requires-extra-chocolate-um-for-the-parents-that-is size hugs to you! Have a wonderful evening my friend and stay COOL! :)

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  11. These are cute! I always love your Friday Funnies :)

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  12. Hahaha...too funny! School days have an entirely different meaning in our house now, with both boys in college. It gets verrrrry quiet when they are gone! :/

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  13. These are great!! Love the first one especially. Too funny!

    I think I'm finally getting caught up with you after what seems like for-ev-er. I missed popping in. :)

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