Happy Friday my fellow funny people!
Are we needing a good laugh today?
I know I am.
I know I am.
So let's get to it.
If you have a family friendly funny to share then by all means link it up.
If you're just here for the giggles then by all means giggle your little heart out!
My son the 8 year old. He is a constant source of entertainment in our home and I know I've used him a few times for my Friday Funnies but I had to share this.
I love my son. I really really do. He just brings joy to my heart.
And I'm going to tell you why.
On 3 separate nights recently, this is what he was doing an hour after I tucked him in to bed.
Night #1 - 10:15 at night
Him: "I'm growing a mustache."
Him: "I'm growing a mustache."
Me:"Oh really?"
Him: "Yes, and it should be full grown by the time I'm 13."(completely serious)
Me: "That's great honey. Go back to bed because you need sleep in order for it to grow in thick."
Him: "Yeah, you're probably right. Night."
Night #2- 10 o'clock at night he comes out.
Him: "Hi, Mom."
Me: "Hi honey, whatcha been doing in your room? I heard you talking."
Him: "I've been trying to come up with names for all the kids I'm going to have, but I haven't really come up with any I like."
Me: "Okay, well you have a "few" years to figure that how and you might want to concentrate on growing that mustache first."
Him: "Good idea." "Love you Mom."
Me: "Love you too honey."
Night #3- 9:30 at night.
Him: "Hey, Mom."
Me: "Hi sweetheart." What are you doing up?"
Him: "Guess what I can do?"
Me:"What?"
Him:"I can put this leg behind my head." "I've been practicing."
Me: *shakes head* "That's great. So uh, I'll see you in morning. Love you!"
Him: "Love you too."
Me: "That's great honey. Go back to bed because you need sleep in order for it to grow in thick."
Him: "Yeah, you're probably right. Night."
Night #2- 10 o'clock at night he comes out.
Him: "Hi, Mom."
Me: "Hi honey, whatcha been doing in your room? I heard you talking."
Him: "I've been trying to come up with names for all the kids I'm going to have, but I haven't really come up with any I like."
Me: "Okay, well you have a "few" years to figure that how and you might want to concentrate on growing that mustache first."
Him: "Good idea." "Love you Mom."
Me: "Love you too honey."
Night #3- 9:30 at night.
Him: "Hey, Mom."
Me: "Hi sweetheart." What are you doing up?"
Him: "Guess what I can do?"
Me:"What?"
Him:"I can put this leg behind my head." "I've been practicing."
Me: *shakes head* "That's great. So uh, I'll see you in morning. Love you!"
Him: "Love you too."
Anybody else have an ambitious child like mine? LOL!
Happy Friday my friends!!
Hi Kim,
ReplyDeleteI'm new to Friday Funnies. I've seen it on Loren's blog, and I thought it would be so fun to join, especially because I was planning on sharing some of my favorite humor on my blog! Thanks for starting this cool meme! And I hope you like my first entry! LOL
Have a great day!
Renee
aglimpseofbeautiful.com
P.S. I know someone who was 17 and was saying he did NOT have a mustache!!! :)
Hey, I'm the newbie, and I'm first!!! LOL :)
ReplyDeleteI don't really know what to say...except that I LOVE Jeffrey...and I am HONORED that he calls me Aunt Kathy. :)
ReplyDeleteHe is precious! Thank you for the entertainment, I look forward to many many years of it... :)
I promise you...these are the moments that will get you through his 16-24 yr old period!!!!!!!Take pictures of his antics..blackmail pictures are great for this age also..lol
ReplyDeleteHugs..Cindy from Rick-Rack and Gingham
LOL! Glad to hear that he's getting serious about growing a mustache!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Love his randomness! :D Too cute! Makes you wonder what other things he thinks about that he doesn't ask or tell you... LOL!
ReplyDeleteI'm really glad you are helping him get his priorities straight...Mustache before kid names, etc. Lol!
ReplyDeleteAnd yep. We must have two peas from the same pod. :)
For the record...I've missed you. But my only surfing has been through my cell phone at soccer practices, and I refuse to "text" a comment. Probably because it would take me 3 days to do!
Have a great weekend!!!
Too funny! What a cutie!
ReplyDeleteHa! Ha!! Don't you love the way they stall?
ReplyDeleteDo you guys need a babysitter? I sure would like to be around this charming eight-year old! Thanks for sharing him, Kim, and have a wonderful funny day!
ReplyDeleteLove you,
Mary
Oh my goodness that is funny.
ReplyDeleteThe other day Noah my 7 year old brother said HE was growing a mustache, lol.
-Carol-Anne
How funny!! He sounds as random and my Adam!! Such JOY!!
ReplyDeleteSure have missed you!! Have a fabulous weekend!! Love and Blessings to you!!
Kim,
ReplyDeleteOur kids do say the weirdest things. I guess they are in such a hurry to grow up and then when they get there like us, want to go back to the worry free lives of kids.
You have a classic!
Love and Hugs ~ Kat
OMGosh he is so hysterical. What a sweetie pie. Love that picture. His silly faces always crack me up. You have got a little ham there.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Mimi
LOL! KIds say the darndest things! Hmmm... wonder where he gets that silly/hammy/goofy nature. LOLOL!
ReplyDeleteCheck out THIS facial haired dandy!
Love ya loads, merry momma!
Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^
He is just too funny my friend - and yet seriously thinking about his future! Love it!! Sounds like he's a deep thinker and a goof just like my son! :)
ReplyDeleteBig good-mustache-growing-is-an-important-skill-for-a-boy-to-learn-but-do-they-have-a-homeschool-lesson-for-that size hugs to you!! Have a super day and a great weekend my sweet friend!! Love you! :)
My son probably did that at that age too.....now look.
ReplyDeleteHe is hilarious! Love it!
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