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Friday, October 22, 2010

Friday Funnies! No One Is Available!

friday funnies
It’s time for the middle to get a jiggle.
Yes, it’s Friday Funnies time.
If you have a family friendly funny to share, please link it up at the end of this post.
It can be a funny joke, video, story, etc.

Surprisingly enough, nothing super duper funny happened at the house this week so I found a funny joke for ya.
No One Is Available!
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi,  was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.
He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."
Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"


  1. Oh my goodness, I love it!! LOL Have a great Friday!

  2. Ha! Your Friday Funnies are the best!

  3. Ha! good one! Have a happy Friday.

  4. What a creative solution! Happy weekend, Kim.

  5. LOL! That's funny. It almost seems like something that would actually happen. My friend that's a local deputy tells us all kinds of stories like that. Lisa~

  6. It's funny because it could be true:-)

  7. So funny and really could happen.

  8. LOLOL...you know I have to share that with my hubby.:)

  9. Haaaa! That was great! Thanks for the giggle today.

  10. Oh my stars! Momma that joke is so funny!!!!!!!! Hahaha!
    Love you muffin. ;)

  11. mrs.willson that is deffinily something i would so do if i knew i would not go to jail,lol

  12. LOL - Now I know how to handle an emergency! Love your Friday Funnies my friend!

    Big wow-I've-had-a-busy-day-with-doctor-appt-and-helping-a-friend-clean-up-after-her-house-had-to-be-cleaned-from-mold-issues-making-them-sick-so-I-got-NOTHIN'-that-would-make-a-good-hug size hugs to you!!! LOL! Love you!! Good night my friend!! :)

  13. That is so true, excellent. Needed a laugh today:)

  14. Why does it take shooting someone to get some help? I'm kidding. LOL That was too funny.


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