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Friday, August 12, 2011

Friday Funnies! Delivery a Baby!

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Happy Friday Everyone!

Welcome to another edition of Friday Funnies. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do. I had a stressful day yesterday so I hope you have some funnies to link up today.

You can link up a silly picture, joke, video etc. Just make sure that they are family friendly.

Now let’s spread some funny!

Delivering a baby

A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.
It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.
The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.
"Hit him again," the 5-year-old said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!

Have a FANTASTIC Friday!

8 comments:

  1. LOL...and ewww at the thought! :)

    Big if-the-5-year-old-was-anything-like-my-5-year-old-was-then-he's-probably-the-one-that-needed-the-spanking size hugs to you!! Love ya! Have a lovely weekend my friend! :)

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  2. Every time i read this I get a chuckle!
    The mind of a child ..

    Would you be so kind to leave a comment on my BLOG ONLY, for the Miracle Makeover fund drive. Charlie, 8 yr. old, & his story are fabulous. Every comment brings us a $1 for the next person that will be sponsored.

    Have a beautiful weekend.
    Hugs,
    TTFN ~
    Marydon

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  4. Too cute! I know today is Tuesday and not Friday, but it still made me laugh. ;)

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