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Friday, October 24, 2008

Friday Funnies

It's Friday again and time for Friday Funnies. Here is where you link up your funny story, joke, video or picture. Let's spread the word and spread some funny.

FLORIDA STATE TROOPER

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the
dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the
wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the state trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a
Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.


19 comments:

  1. That was a good one! Maybe my hubby might have done the same thing...I think he would have slowed down=)

    Thanks for making the Friday Funnies, this is my 1st time trying it...Have a great weekend!

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  2. Cute! That is probably what my hubby would say too. So glad he loves me.

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  3. Oh, my! My father-in-law just bought a corvette...hmmmm. Thanks for the laugh. Have a great weekend!

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  4. Kim!

    Good morning, my sweet friend! Now that was funny! I'm so glad my husband has a company car! haha

    I'm lovin ya...((hugs))

    PS...had to make the brownies with regular oil. tried to get a picture before they disappeared..didn't happen but i'm gonna take a shot with half of them gone!

    Happy Friday!!

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  5. That was cute! Thanks for sharing! I have enjoyed reading other's Friday Funnies. So, I thought I would join in the fun. Have a great day! Alica

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  6. Good one. My first time to join FRIDAY FUNNIES. Occassionaly I do a fun friday and thought I would join up with all of you hilarious ladies! -Blessings, Laurie

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  7. That was a great one, Kim! I loved it!

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  8. Oh, that cracked me up! I didn't see that one coming. Good one, mon ami!

    Ooops! I signed in twice. MIADD must be raging today. I don't remember doing it the first time.

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  9. LOL that was hilarious!!! My husband is an Alabama State Trooper,he'd get a kick out of this!

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  10. Oh my goodness! This was HILARIOUS!!!!!!! Thanks!!!

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  11. Oh Kim that is hilarious! Thanks so much for sharing. The funny thing is my Cowboy has always wanted a Corvette. Too funny.
    Blessings,
    Sherry

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  12. I am rolling on the floor & laughing so hard that my stomach hurts. This is hilarious.

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  13. Oh my heaven that was terrific! My tummy hurts now...and so do my cheeks!

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