Okay we are back to normal, well okay maybe not normal but Friday Funnies is back on it's normal day after a little side track last week. I'm ready to laugh are you? Go post your funny then come back and link up to your post using Mr. Linky below.
I got a good joke today. I had forgotten about this joke for awhile but recently stumbled back across it. You may have seen it before but it's worth reading again.
The Difference Between Cats and Dogs!
“Excerpts From The Dog’s Daily Diary”
8:00 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
9:40 am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!
10:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
11:30 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
Noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
1:00 pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!
4:00 pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
5:00 pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5:30 pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!
6:00 pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6:30 pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master’s bed! My favorite!
“Excerpts From The Cat’s Daily Diary”
Day 283 Of My Captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little
dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat,
while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing
that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the
mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional
piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another
house plant.
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving
around their feet while they were walking almost
succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In
an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile
oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit
on their favorite chair; must try this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless
body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am
capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts.
They only cooed and condescended about what a good
little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices.
I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However,
I could hear the noise and smell the food. More
importantly I overheard that my confinement
was due to MY power of “allergies.” Must learn what
this is and how to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and
maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and
seems more than happy to return. He is obviously
a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be
an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am
certain he reports my every move. Due to his current
placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.
But I can wait, it is only a matter of time. . . .
Have a great day my friends!!
BIG HUGS!!
Love this joke! Too cute. We have a cat... :~D
ReplyDelete*snerk* You're right, it does bear re-reading every now and then. Can't you just see a cat writing that stuff? LOL!
ReplyDeleteThe weatherman promises tomorrow (today - Friday) will be a beautiful day. I can hardly wait! Hate to think what our road looks like right now.
Love ya loads!
Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^
Oh I love it! Dogs are so much easier than cats!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Too funny! :D I hadn't seen this one before. WE are hopefully adopting a cat this month.
ReplyDeleteOMW! That is just way too funny! Never saw this before! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteHi, Kim:
ReplyDeleteI had never seen this before and it is very funny. I always did prefer my dogs!
I have NOT seen this one before and find it quite funny. And quite true. I loved it!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is the first time I have been here! I love your blog! How fun and encouraging!
ReplyDeleteI will be coming back soon! :)
Blessings to you!
Cute.
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That is so funny. I am cracking up. I will be back next friday to link up. alot is going on today already at my place.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments. They were cracking me up so bad. Come back and leave some more. :)
Hugs
Mimi
This was hysterical. Yes that is probably what my cat was thinking. They are such strange creatures. I loved the dog part too. So true. That is just what a dog does, eat, sleep. play.
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The Orenczak family
KRO
I love it! I have both a cat and a dog. Which one is the easiest? Hmmmm...that I'm not sure of. The dog can go whereever we go without a fuss and the cat can be left at home alone for a long period of time, never to be let outside...just eat, drink, sleep and have an electric litter box! The litter box on the other hand is something that I am so sick of after 9 years and vomits hairballs on a routine basis but our cat is very affectionate and cries (like a dog barks) to get into Tyler's room. Tiger loves...loves...loves Tyler. Biscuit (dog) on the other hand is absolutely precious but has more needs than the cat...ie. a raincoat when it raining outside and we have to go potty because we hate getting wet, a sweater or coat in the winter because she doesn't do cold very well but...so, ever so loving!
ReplyDeleteI loved it because...both are very, very true. LOL!
I love this one my friend! It's soooo funny!! I am sure you're feeling better having your laughs back on Friday!
ReplyDeleteGlad to see your sidebar is back to normal. Now if those feedburner numbers would just get fixed (everybody's are messed up)!
I am having a nice break. Sigh - but I have to accomplish something today and I am sleepy. As soon as hubby gets off work today, he's on vacation until 4/14. So the big house/yard projects will begin! And at least 1 or 2 fun little side trips hopefully.
Big Happy Dog and Sneaky Captive Cat Hugs to you!! :)
I am such a dog person. I've never really liked cats.. for most of the reasons listed here.. LOL!!
ReplyDeleteLoved this funny!
That is too cute! We have always had dogs, but when we lived with Brian's parents there were 2 cats and our dog. It was quite interesting, and man, were those cats moody!
ReplyDeleteToo funny because it is so true. This made our night!
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