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Friday, October 29, 2010

Friday Funnies!

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Happy Friday Everyone!
It’s time for some side splitting, coffee spitting fun today!
If you want to play along go on and post your family friendly funny and then link it up below.
It can be a video, joke, story, picture etc.


It’s not what you know, it’s who you know!

Bubba was bragging to his boss one day.  "You know, I know everyone there is to know.  Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff.  "Ok, Bubba, how about Tom Cruise?"  "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."

So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door.  Sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Bubba!  Great to see you!  You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"  Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical.  After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says. "The President of the United States," his boss quickly retorts.  "Yes," Bubba says.  "I know him.  Let's fly out to Washington."  And off they go. At the White House, The President spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise.  I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and share a cup of coffee first and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.  After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.

"The Pope," his boss replies.  "Sure!" says Bubba.  "I've known the Pope a long time."  So off they fly to Rome.  Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work.  I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people.  Tell you what.  I know all the guards, so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."  Bubba disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.  Sure enough, half an hour later, Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony.

By the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.  Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"  His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?"


Happy Friday my friends!

13 comments:

  1. I am honoring you with an award at http://traininghappyhearts.blogspot.com/2010/10/7-quick-takes-and-another-honor.html

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  2. lolollolol....these are good Kim! Us Okies love any bubba jokes ;)

    Happy Friday my friend! LoVe YoU

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  3. LOLOL...oh my...that's funny! :)

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  4. Haaaaaaaaa! We like good Bubba jokes in Texas too...and little Johnny jokes too. Have an awesome day, my friend...and maybe one day we will get to Florida. I know it would be an absolute blast to photograph your amazing family!

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  5. Too cute!! Loved it. Have a great weekend!

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  6. I literally burst out laughing at that one. My husband works from home on Fridays and he wondered what in the world I was laughing histerically at so I read him the story. He reacted the same way I did! We're both in stitches over this one! Thanks for a good laugh today!
    Peace and blessings to your day!
    Jeanine

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  7. LOL! It's been so long since I heard this one, I forgot the punchline. Tooooo funny!

    Sorry I've been silent for a while. Stuff happens, knowwhutImeanVern? And, obviously, I completely understand about packages not getting out as planned. 8-}

    Love ya loads, funny friend!
    Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

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  8. That was awesome! Thanks for sharing!

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  9. Hee,hee - you always find good Friday Funnies stuff! Trying to remember if my hubs told that one to me a long time ago.

    Big next-thing-you-know-Bubba-will-be-stopping-by-wanting-to-stay-in-your-cottage size hugs to you!! Have a wonderful day my friend!! Love you! :)

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  10. I have actually chuckled out loud at this one,thanks I needed that so bad.
    -Jo
    -Lazyonloblolly

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  11. That one made me smile...and for this "not much of a sense of humor" kinda gal, THAT'S something.

    Have a lovely weekend.

    Hugs,
    Patti

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  12. LOL! That is a good one!

    Glad you liked the marshmallow recipe! My tooth soap recipe will post on Monday. Everyone thought I was weird before, now they'll be more convinced than ever, LOL.

    Have a wonderful weekend!

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