"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those
who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
--Thomas Jefferson

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

For Hire:

I’m looking for a little help. If you feel you qualify please contact me. Qualifications are as noted:

  • Must be able to follow me around in order to remind me of the reason I may have entered into a specific room at any given time.
  • Must be able to complete my thoughts as I have not been able to do so on my own for a very long time.
  • Must love children as they are here with me all day and might spontaneously ask you why I seem to have trouble hearing.
  • Must have an internal GPS to find items that I have misplaced.
  • Must be an exceptional motivational speaker as I need that to get to the gym most days.
  • Must understand and be able to decode babbling. I do that when I’m thinking but usually forget what is was by the time I can write it down. I need YOU to write it down.
  • Must be able to remember and remind me of appointments BEFORE the actual appointment.

Hours are long and the pay is cheap. But the entertainment is endless and for the most part amusing. If you’re out there please contact me immediately.

Can anyone relate?




  1. I can totally relate. It can't be our age....no way! It can't be something in the air....cause I live in Texas and you are in Florida. But, I get it all the time too.

  2. heheee...thanks for the smile this morning...I totally need to hire one of these people to...it would help if she would remember about cooking dinner before 5 o'clock too.

  3. LOL!!! I have a similar opening:-)

  4. If you find someone, send them my way because I need help too. :)

  5. I think all mom's need personal assistants to do those things! The president get's one, why can't we?

  6. I think I can qualify for the babble decoding and the loving your kids part... :)

  7. I might be able to do one or two of those in exchange for the endless entertainment, but sadly I don't meet most of the qualifications - LOL!

    I could use somebody that would also complete all of the many projects in my mind that have never even been started!

    Big wait-doesn't-your-darling-daughter-meet-those-qualifications size hugs to you!! LOL! Love ya! :)

  8. This is great. I could totally post this on my site :) LOL


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