I’m looking for a little help. If you feel you qualify please contact me. Qualifications are as noted:
- Must be able to follow me around in order to remind me of the reason I may have entered into a specific room at any given time.
- Must be able to complete my thoughts as I have not been able to do so on my own for a very long time.
- Must love children as they are here with me all day and might spontaneously ask you why I seem to have trouble hearing.
- Must have an internal GPS to find items that I have misplaced.
- Must be an exceptional motivational speaker as I need that to get to the gym most days.
- Must understand and be able to decode babbling. I do that when I’m thinking but usually forget what is was by the time I can write it down. I need YOU to write it down.
- Must be able to remember and remind me of appointments BEFORE the actual appointment.
Hours are long and the pay is cheap. But the entertainment is endless and for the most part amusing. If you’re out there please contact me immediately.
Can anyone relate?
HAVE A FABULOUS DAY MY FRIENDS!