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Friday, November 18, 2011

Friday Funnies the Thanksgiving Edition!

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Happy Friday Everyone!

The weeks are flying by and I just realized that this is the last Friday Funnies before Thanksgiving. If you’d like to join in our little Friday Funnies Fest please feel free to link up below. It can be a family friendly video, story, picture etc.

Let’s spread some funny.

Today I’m actually going to bring back a couple of past Thanksgiving funnies that just crack me up. Even if you’ve seen these before I’m sure you’ll enjoy them again.

How to Cook a Turkey
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or vodka
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks
of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

 

 

HAVE A JOY FILLED DAY MY FRIENDS!

6 comments:

  1. Love the turkey funnies!!!

    the video makes me laugh so hard I cry, doesn't take much though hubby was getting tired of me laughing at every thing the minnions did in the movie last night.

    Thanks for the laughs

    and you have a blessed day

    In HIS Keeping,
    Mrs.B

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  2. I cannot believe how quickly these days/weeks are going!!! I think someone has hit the fast forward button!!!!

    Omg I LOVE that video!!

    Hope you have a great weekend and STAY AWAY from the alcohol missy!!! ;) JK

    love u

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  3. This had me laughing so hard my four year old asked me if I was okay! lol, thanks, needed a good laugh!

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  4. Love those!!! You always make me smile. :D

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  5. Good Thanksgiving funnies my friend!

    Big I-think-I-need-to-try-your-cooking-method-for-my-turkey-next-year-hee-hee size hugs to you!! Love ya! :)

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